Fx šale in (pol)resnice
Na tej strani se boste nasmejali, zamislili, predvsem pa oddahnili, kar je tudi naš namen. Preberete si lahko nekaj šal, anekdot, verzov, (pol)resnic na temo financ, forex-a, uspeha ... v sliki in besedi. Te so v tujem jeziku - upamo, da vas to ne bo motilo. Če pa imate kakšno svojo, jo bomo z veseljem objavili.
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Ivan je neoženjen, živi *********************
u kući sa ocem i radi u obiteljskoj firmi. Kada je saznao da će od bolesnog oca naslijediti ogromno bogatstvo odlučio je da se treba oženiti, i uživati u tom bogatstvu sa ženom. Jedne večeri na sastanku investitora zamijetio je prekrasnu djevojku,
najljepšu ženu koju je ikada vidio u svom životu. Njena prirodna ljepota mu je zaustavila dah.
"Možda izgledam kao svaki običan muškarac" obratio joj se "ali za par godina, kada moj otac umre, naslijediti ću 65 milijardi eura".
Iskreno zadivljena, ljepotica uzme njegovu vizitku. Nakon tri dana postala je njegova maćeha.
Pouka: žene su daleko bolji financijski planeri od muškaraca.
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Success is somehow similar to being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.
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The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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SPREAD: The only reliable way to make money on the FX market, which is why your broker charges you one.
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One day, in a mental hospital in Thailand, one of the doctors visited a patient named Jung.
Doctor : “Hello, Jung. What are you doing?”
Jung : “I am writing a letter.”
Doctor : “Who are you writing to?”
Jung : “I am writing to myself.”
Doctor : “????? What is it about?”
Jung : “How am I supposed to know? The letter will only reach me by tomorrow.”
Doctor : “(Insanity)”
Take a break. Don’t be so serious.
The moral of the story: Nobody knows what will happen tomorrow. Do the best for today and learn from your mistakes.
